Shitty tattoo portraits of your favorite musicians


Kurt Cobain

I know fully well beauty is in the eye of the beholder. HOWEVER, some of these tattoos of rock stars and musicians are absolutely jaw-dropping, in my opinion. To put it kindly, I feel they lack a certain… well… something. Something is what they lack, but I’ll leave the appropriate adjective up to you.

I have a sneaking suspicion a few of these were either lost bets or drunken mishaps. I don’t know what could possibly be to blame for wanting a geriatric Mick Jagger etched into your flesh for the rest of your life. Still the blame for some (most?) of them would have to rest squarely on the shoulders of the artist responsible. Like the guy who said “Sure I can do Dave Grohl. I’ve done hundreds of Dave Grohls” to the hapless fool who walked into his shop that day (see below). And the Jimi tat. Ooph. Tragic.

Now some of you readers may really dig a few of these tattoos and think I’m dead wrong. So it goes with art. It’s all subjective.


Marc Bolan


SLAYER


Joe Strummer


Iggy Pop


Kate Bush


Jimi Hendrix


Johnny Cash


Henry Rollins


David Bowie


Nick Cave


Freddie Mercury


Mark E. Smith


George Harrison


James Brown


Gary Numan


John Lennon, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Flea and Frank Zappa


Robert Smith


Dave Gahan


Bob Marley


Dee Dee Ramone


Dave Grohl


Sid Vicious


Mick Jagger