Apparently losing (only) a few billion makes you a hero in Washington, DC these days…
Jamie Dimon, the powerful chairman, president, and CEO of JPMorgan Chase went before a bunch of ass-licking buffoons the Senate Banking Committee today to discuss tightening up banking rules. Supposedly Dimon was to be grilled by the Senators to explain JPMorgan Chase’s loss of between $3 billion and $8 billion, give or take(!), in a bad trade on credit derivatives, bu that didn’t really happen so much…
Instead they treated Dimon like he’s Justin fucking Bieber and they’re all hot-to-trot 14-year-old girls with moist panties. Like he’s royalty or a genius or maybe just… preposterously wealthy.
Watch the clip below and try to imagine how Dimon himself didn’t just burst out laughing at these idiotic GROWN MEN bending over backwards to publicly fellate him in the most obsequious ways.
These fucking dolts are the ones we’ve entrusted this country’s destiny to! As to who is actually in charge here, it’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?
We’re doomed!