‘The Night Bird is to porno what Studio 54 is to disco!’ Of course it is…
If you’re looking for just the right movie poster—one that simply screams YOU (or even someone else’s name)—then you should probably head over to our expert friends at the Westgate Gallery, one of the very best curated selection of groovy movie posters anywhere on the Internet.
Westgate Gallery—named after a seedy 70’s porn theater in Bangor, Maine—is now having a sale—and not just on their “Golden Age of Porno” merch, either, but the entire store (they specialize in cult films, XXX and particularly lurid Italian giallo posters) is 40% off. If you know someone who is a big cinema buff (or retro porn addict?) they will love a gift from the connoisseur’s dream selection at Westgate Gallery:
SILENT NIGHT, BOOGIE NIGHTS! It’s going to be a Merry XXX-mas for everyone on your Naughty List! Online original movie poster boutique WestgateGallery.com has just launched our 2nd annual BLACK THROAT FRIDAY 40% OFF ORGY OF SAVINGS! With the largest collection of illustrated/art-style original XXX movie posters commercially available, you can follow The Erotic Adventures of Wall Candy from its white-coater/marriage manual-skanky storefront beginnings with Rene Bond and Tina Russell through the heyday of porno chic superstars Marilyn Chambers, Annette Haven, Seka, Veronica Hart, Kelly Nichols, Vanessa Del Rio, Desiree Cousteau, Constance Money and Serena through the heavily hairsprayed princesses of the VHS home-video explosion including Ginger Lynn, Lois Ayres, Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn & notorious fake-ID enthusiast/Redondo High dropout/amnesia sufferer Traci Lords! Pick up saucy Pop Art classics by Chet Collom, Tom Tierney, Olivia DeBerardinis, Armand Weston, Elaine Gignilliat and mysterious airbrush queen Penelope, some for under $20! And our exhaustive archive of large-format Italian posters for American, French, West German & Danish hardcore humpfests is a dazzling array of lush masterworks (and a few hilariously kitschy hair-salon stunners guaranteed to heat up any boudoir, by the same top Euro commercial artists—Enzo Sciotti, Mafe, Aller, Morini, Sandro Symeoni & Mario Piovano—responsible for the thousands of non-porn Italian posters. Another WG exclusive: an extensive collection of ravishingly restored, linen-backed one-sheets ready for framing, which, like everything else in-stock, are 40% Off through Dec 24.
‘Dental Nurse’—makes a great gift for your dentist or dental hygienist. Or maybe not. No.
‘il Vizio di Baby’ AKA ‘Baby’s Vice & Ramba’s Greed’
‘Proibito’ AKA ‘Babylon Pink’
‘Porno Proibito’: One of the most bizarre clusterfucks in Italo-sleaze distribution history! They mashed up the softcore “mit out sound” endurance test ‘Italian Stallion’ with a broke, naked Sly Stallone w/kink-lite campy SF XXX ‘China DeSade’! Since the credits are totally twisted together, who knows what was actually playing in the Italian palazzi masturbatori that hung this poster in the 70s??
‘Lust Inferno’ starring Bill Margold. If you know who the fuck Bill Margold is, then you know way too much about porn, palie. Waaay too much. Give it a rest! Jesus!
‘Teenage Surfer Girls’
‘Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak’
‘Between the Cheeks’ from the notorious Dark Bros.
‘Calore in Corpo’: Obscure Italian porno from 1987, but one of THE best surreal poster porn art masterworks!
‘Seduction of Amy’
‘Sexual Kung Fu in Hong Kong’
‘Sex Erection’ AKA ‘Cheating Couples’
‘Voglie Erotiche di una Porno Pizzaiola’ AKA ‘Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls’
‘Sex Freaks’
‘A Girl’s Best Friend’—that’s supposed to be Ron Jeremy if you couldn’t tell…
‘Exhausted’
‘Femme ou Demon’ AKA ‘Through the Looking Glass’
‘Le Goditrici’ AKA ‘Les Jouisseuses.’ The English translation would be ‘The Enjoyers’
‘Long Jeanne Silver’ has a very special talent. Can you guess what that might be?
‘Dracula Sucks’—I wonder what this is about?
‘Love in Strange Places’
‘The Love Witch’
‘Porno Zombie’
In case you were wondering this ‘Casanova II’ is definately not a sequel to Fellini’s ‘Casanova.’ Different ‘Casanova’ entirely!
‘C.T.’ phone home!
‘Sole su un’Isola’ AKA ‘In Love, What Goes Around Comes Around’
‘Clito Orgasmo Bagnato’ AKA ‘I Want What I See’