Sleep Talkin’ Man: Stream of Unconsciousness
Sleep Talkin’ Man is one of the hottest “viral” sensations on the Internet and Twitter these days. It’s as funny as Shit My Dad Says but in a different vein. What STM is all about is simple, it’s the day to day transcriptions of what one woman’s “mild-mannered English husband” spouts while he’s sleeping at night, utterly hilarious “surrealisms” to savor:
Jan 12 2010
“I’m making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.”
“Potato bags. I can’t find my potato bags. I need them! [desperately] Who’s got my potato bags? Oh, fuck it! I’ll have to use something else.”
“Dogs’ scrotums. They stretch.”
“Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.”
Wife’s note: After we listened to the recording, Adam turned to me and said, “I’ve never had pork chops.”