Photo by Steven Cheshire
 
Did you know that “Santa” is an anagram of “Satan”? The Divine David (now known simply as David Hoyle) certainly does. Here’s a couple of clips of David spreading his own particular brand of Christmas cheer, the first showing us how to alternatively decorate a Christmas tree:
 

 
This rather disturbing clip is filled to the brim with humbuggery and is not safe to play around children:

 
Previously on DM:
It’s Christmas, the world is burning, let’s masturbate: the Divine David Hoyle