According to Philadelphia magazine, police are on the hunt for a man they’ve coined the “Swiss Cheese Pervert.” Apparently this dude likes to drive around and show his junk to women with a slice of swiss cheese. Yep.
According to the group, the suspect, a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s, approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swiss cheese and offers to pay the women to put the cheese on his penis and perform sexual acts on him using it.
A police source yesterday confirmed that the Special Victims Unit is investigating the man after several women from the Mayfair area filed reports describing similar encounters with a man displaying what the source called a “major sexual cheese fetish.”
If any of our female readers in Philadelphia come in contact with this man and his “major sexual cheese fetish,” you should contact the authorities immediately.
UPDATE: Is this man the “Swiss Cheese Pervert”?