A teacher set pupils a task of writing a sixteen-line poem. This was one student’s effort:

#Deep

Some poems will leave you perplexed,
But this poem is just profane,
Here are four lines of text,
And twelve lines of cocaine.

 

 
Almost worthy of a teenage Bart Simpson…though (of course…) our young poet adds the disclaimer: “I don’t actually do cocaine.”
 
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