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Fuck Motörhead: Seriously, you can sort of do that, there are Motörhead vibrators now
09.09.2015
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Fuck Motörhead: Seriously, you can sort of do that, there are Motörhead vibrators now


 
Motörhead’s first LP had a song called “Vibrator” on it, so what the hell took this long for a Motörhead vibrator to actually exist?

The pleasure-purveyors Lovehoney have launched a line of four Motörhead-branded vibrators, a mini and a full-sized each representing the Overkill and Ace Of Spades LPs.

World-renowned heavy metal legends Motörhead have turned their attention to your intimate pleasure with their own range of branded sex toys. Powerful classic vibrators and bullets are amongst the line up, each packing a powerful punch that captures the rock and roll lifestyle of the band perfectly. Prepare for the sort of mind-blowing orgasms you’d expect from the ‘loudest band on Earth’.

 

 

The Motörhead Overkill 10 Function Bullet Vibrator
 

The Motorhead Ace of Spades 10 Function Bullet Vibrator—not sure if “Born to Lose” is the sentiment a vibrator needs to be pushing, but what do I know?
 

The Motorhead Overkill 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator
 

Motörhead Ace of Spades 7 Function Power Classic Vibrator—“The official Motörhead Ace of Spades vibrator is coming at you hard and fast. Turbo-powered, the vibe thunders out a rallying rattle to shoot arousal to its shaking apex. Power each potent shudder to your top spots for a totally ace orgasm or two.”

Well, this will surely serve some fans well to make up for the recent concert cancellations the band undertook while singer/evidently indestructible rock god Lemmy Kilmister recovered from a lung infection that prompted him to abandon stage only a few songs into their set last week in Salt Lake City. The tour resumed last night in St. Louis, a city about which I have no vibrator jokes. I will however suggest some potentially apt song titles to serve as the names of future models: “The Hammer,” “Iron Horse,” “The Wolf,” “Speedfreak,” “Mean Machine”...and for God’s sake, why did they not call one the “ORGASMATRON?”
 

 
Thanks, Cherry Bomb!

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
‘I would love to play for you, but I can’t’: Lemmy stops gig after two songs for health reasons
Ask Lemmy: Straight talk from metal’s ace life coach
Decorate your ENTIRE home with Lemmy Kilmister housewares

Posted by Ron Kretsch
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