“Our novel and discreet product can be displayed anywhere, inconspicuously, without fear or embarrassment.”
The video starts out with, “Hi, I’m Dawn Harmon.” Let’s all say, “Hi Dawn Harmon!” She’s the inventor and CEO of Teddy Love. Dawn then asks, “Have you ever seen someone in an airport or restaurant or through a place of business with a large adult toy visibly protruding from a handbag or a briefcase?”
No Dawn, sadly I have not had that particular experience. But if YOU dear reader have ever tried to hide your vibrator at a restaurant or in an airport (or anywhere really) but been caught out despite your efforts at discretion, then this is the product is for you!
It’s Teddy Love! The adorable incognito sex toy!
Teddy Love is, “a unique, discreet, sexual toy that provides pleasure through dual, vibrating mechanisms in Teddy’s nose and tongue.”
There’s even this awesome tagline, “You’ve grown up. Now your teddy has too.”
Childhood ruined. You’ll note that she boasts about the manufacturer of Teddy Love being “Disney-certified.”
There’s a huge flaw in this concept: The more popular Teddy Love would become, the less discreet it would be, right? Popularity itself would work in inverse proportions to the “discreteness” of Teddy Love, which is the entire point: If everyone had one, everyone would recognize who was masturbating in an airport! Who’s really looking for something like this in the first place?
The video below is mildly NSFW due to language.
Via Daily Dot