I don’t know if any of you have heard about the whole sex scandal with Tiger Woods, but if the world famous golfer thought the worst was behind him, when he woke up this morning to the news that one of his alleged mistresses, porn star Joslyn James (real name: Veronica Siwik-Daniels), had put up 100 of his “sexy” text messages to her online at a site called Sexting Joslyn James.com, he was certainly disabused of that notion immediately. If his wife is already as homicidal as she seems to be, he’d better make sure all of his golf clubs (and all sharp objects) are well out of her grasp when she gets a load of this site, because this will push her well over the edge! It would be in poor taste for me to reprint them here, but trust me, this is some good, hilarious shit.

Unless, of course, you’re Tiger Woods…

Okay, here’s some of the better ones. Yuu don’t get her side, but it’s pretty obvious how she answers anyway:

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

The dude is fuckin’ toast, isn’t he? Talk about revenge served cold… ouch.