Sad to hear about Mrs Thatcher passing away. The group once appeared on Look North with her in 1979. Nice lady, very professional.

— Mark E Smith (@Markesmith) April 8, 2013

I really wish this was actually Mark E. Smith’s Twitter account. Whoever tends to this feed does quite adept job at capturing the Mancunian bard’s drunken surrealist essence.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
The Wit and Wisdom of Mark E. Smith

With thanks to Elizabeth Veldon!