I know mileage varies on this, but I find Twitter to be good almost exclusively for humor, otherwise I almost couldn’t care less about it. It’s not even just seeking comedians’ feeds, I also surpassingly love good one-joke Twitter accounts, the more narrow and absurd the better. From the almost zen-like “Coffee Dad” to the seasonal-affective “Santa Klaus Nomi,” run your one stupid idea into the ground and I’ll probably find it funny once it’s gone on way too long. And in a similar spirit of denial shown by “Not a Cop,” here’s “Not a Wolf.”
AH YES NEW JOB
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 9, 2016
NEW CUBE
NEW COWORKERS
NEW DISCRETE CORNER IN WHICH TO MARK MY TERRITORY
OMG FREE COFFEE
YOU CANNOT GO HOME AGAIN
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) November 22, 2016
BECAUSE HOME IS A FEELING TIED TO A BYGONE TIME AND PLACE
NOT BECAUSE THE WOODS YOU GREW UP IN ARE A MALL NOW
AH WONDERFUL THE BRUNCH MENU
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) October 7, 2016
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAPPEN TO SERVE FOURTEEN POUNDS OF RAW AND BLEEDING MEAT
OH SORRY
I MEANT AVOCADO TOAST
“Not a Wolf,” if you haven’t picked it up from the content (or this post’s headline) is the purported feed of a “Coffee lover. Graphic designer. Definitely not a wolf pretending to be a man.” This very, very silly and wonderful thing is the brainchild of Chicago comedian Dan Sheehan, known as the creator of “We Still Like You”—a traveling storytelling show and podcast 100% centered around first-person narratives of shame—and the once extremely popular blog “I Suck at Tinder,” another high-concept affair, which must have petered out, as he switched it to a more general theme a little over a year ago.
OH LIKE YOU HAVE NOT KILLED A HORSE BEFORE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) October 5, 2016
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