Why aren’t the New York Dolls in the Rock Hall of Fame? - Esquire
Texas cops go to wrong house, kill elderly man, blame bad lighting - Gawker
UK porn filter will censor other content too, ISPs reveal - TorrentFreak
Yoko Ono’s ‘Acorn’ delivers its messages concisely: The avant-garde icon offers brief thought experiments that offer a guide to simplifying the challenges of a complex world - LA Times
Zero for hero: Judge snubs man hurt stopping ‘Butcher of Brighton Beach’ - New York Post
Toy fetuses snuck into candy bags at state fair - Boing Boing
Scientists ‘freeze’ light for an entire minute - io9
German president says whistleblowers like Snowden merit respect - Reuters
Gibraltar might be the beginning of the end for the Atlantic Ocean - Ars Technica
BET in legal battle with fan over her popular “The Game” Facebook page - The Daily Dot
Police caught planting drugs in small business - YouTube
Estranged Cheap Trick drummer Bun E Carlos has sued the rest of the band for hundreds of thousands of dollars, saying they have no right to keep using the band name without him - Classic Rock Magazine
Five juveniles are facing serious felony charges on Thursday morning, following what police say was the creation a weapon of mass destruction made from household chemicals that damaged a home in Lexington - WKYT
Imprisoned for pooping. Really. A Maine man gets a week in jail for a terrible No. 2—the ruling is a must read - Salon
Yep! Studded Johnny Ramone t-shirt at Forever 21 - Forever 21
Husband and wife were born on the same day, stay married for 75 years, and die one day apart. - Press-Telegram
‘Pink Panther’ jewel thief breaks out of Swiss jail - NDTV
How to Cut the Airport Line - Mashable
Below, after 2 hours of this, you’re really gonna want this guy to SHUT THE FUCK UP!