Microbiologist “Who-ligan” grew this Dalek out of E. coli bacteria inside a petri dish because he/she admits they suck at art but “I’ve got science!”

Works for me.

Via Neatorama

 
It’s like a drinking game, but much healthier. Want to watch another season of Doctor Who on Netflix now and work out later?

No need to procrastinate. You can do both!

Via the fitforinfinity.tumblr.com.

 
The Zygons’ cellulite Hell. The Cyber-shock secret—Botox! Vajazzle the Alien way. And the shame of Doctor, who? Are the headlines to a supermarket tabloid version of Doctor Who Magazine, as imagined by the talented Red Scharlach, who writes:

To commemorate the supposedly surprise-filled season finale of Doctor Who, I thought I’d give Doctor Who Magazine a scandalmongering makeover. But I can’t decide whether I’d like to read this version or would simply be too scared to open the cover

I’d certainly be more happy to read Red Sharlach‘s wonderfully made-over mag than watch the increasingly smug and irrelevant TV series.
 
Via Red Scharlach
 

Grumpy Cat-inspired BDSM paddle

Etsy shop Geek Kink (based in Sacramento, CA) makes meme-ish BDSM toys. Their goal is “to make toys no man has made before.”

Like a TARDIS paddle.
 

Doctor Who-inspired Tardis paddle
 

Darth Vader inspired Lightsaber Cane Mature BDSM

Sith Lightsaber-inspired BDSM flogger
 
With thanks to Edward Ludvigsen!

 
Do I need it? No. Do I want it? That would be a resounding YES!

This Doctor Who-inspired “Weeping Angel” toilet decal might teach the gentlemen folk to aim better! Or else…

You can purchase this from Etsy shop Walking Dead Promotion whose motto is “Brilliant decals for fantastic people!” It’s $17.99 + shipping.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Amazing Doctor Who ‘Weeping Angel’ costume

 
As Geekologie points out, most objects turned into a TARDIS by Whovian fanatics are kind of, well… crappy. But this TARDIS refrigerator painted by Blake “to look like the wall so his roommates would stop eating all his food” is pretty special.

I dig it.

 
A member of Doctor Who’s alien race “the Silence” in a plush form by Suzannah Ashley.

Via Super Punch

 
For that special Whovian in your life: A handmade Doctor Who chess set by Emmi Visser.

In time for Christmas, this is a completely unique, highly detailed, high quality chess set inspired by Doctor Who. Every single one of the 32 pieces is handcrafted from scratch. Finally you will be able to have your own adventures in time and space! And when you have briefly set your interstellar quarrels aside, this set is sure to attract the attention of your visitors!

Only ONE set will be sold. I will NOT make another set! So this one is completely UNIQUE. (I did make a chess set last year featuring the tenth Doctor. This one features the eleventh Doctor.)

The chess set is for sale at Visser’s Etsy shop, priced at $949.00 + shipping. Damn, I wish I had the money for this.
 

 

 
Via Neatorama

 
This is actually a lot better than you’re expecting it to be. It’s really kind of good.
 

 
Via Disko Akademin

 
This is lush. 11 Doctor Whos imagined and drawn as women by Gladys - an artist who herds “unicorns and draws nauseatingly cute things for Glee and Hetalia”. See more of Gladys’ work here.
 

 
A big collection of Doctor Who action figures “sing” Lou Reed’s “Perfect Day.”

This version of Reed’s “Perfect Day” was originally done for a BBC charity promotion in 2008 which included a vast array of singers including “David Bowie, Laurie Anderson, Bono among many others.”

Unfortunately, the Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond and Rory are not included in the video.
 

 
Thanks you, Edward Ludvigsen!

 
Nice homage to the Doctor Who theme song performed by eight floppy drives. It works for me.

And let’s not even get into how old I feel knowing what floppy drives are. Excuse me while I go change my Depends.
 

 
Via Geekologie

 
Where have the Daleks been for the past few years anyway? Up to no good? Plotting another Earth invasion?

Nope! They’ve been chillin’.

Brought to you by Peter Serafinowicz. So soothing…
 

 
Via Boing Boing

 
I hate saying the overused “Wow, just wow!” but this wicked handmade Boba Fett handbag by catpenfold deserves it.  Sadly, it’s sold. However, I spotted an equally amazing Doctor Who Ood clutch still available for purchase at her Etsy shop.
 

 
Via Neatorama

“Christmas has come early for Doctor Who fans. Expect us to tweet some very – no REALLY exciting news in just a couple of hours’ time ...”

Last night in a series of tweets, the BBC’s official Doctor Who Twitter account sent word to fans that two long-thought lost 60s episodes of the show have been recovered.

“Two previously missing episodes of 1960s Doctor Who returned to BBC. Galaxy Four pt 3 & The Underwater Menace pt 2. Details soon.”

“Galaxy Four,” part three (of a multi-part story arc) is a William Hartnell-starring episode from 1965, while “The Underwater Menace” part two, was aired in 1967 and starred Patrick Troughton as the second incarnation of the Doctor.

Both episodes had been thought to be lost—the BBC infamously did not archive its programs until 1978—but were found in the vaults of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.

According to The Telegraph, League of Gentleman actor/writer Mark Gatiss, who has both written and starred in Doctor Who episodes, added:

“Christmas has come early for Doctor Who fans everywhere. It’s always wonderful when a missing episode turns up but it’s been years since the last one so to have two is just brilliant. Add to that a proper bit of action from the legendary Chumblies (and the horrifying Rills!) plus the utterly mesmeric Patrick Troughton on great form. Well, what more could we all ask for?”

How about a clip of Patrick Troughton from “The Underwater Menace”? (More here)