Apparently, we’re all going to look like grotesque, tree-dwelling brain-creatures with faces like Rob Schneider’s. Or so says speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon from the November 1982 issue of Omni magazine. Here’s a snippet from Omni:

He’ll employ his expanded mental powers, willing nourishment up from the lake or teleporting himself down for a meal on the shore.

The future is going to be awesome.

See more of Dougal Dixon’s predictions for the human race at i09.