Brandsonsale are selling an infant sized pot leaf Halloween costume.
This Halloween dress up your baby in our most outrageous costume yet! The baby marijuana plant costume is just the right combo of cute and edgy that is sure to get stares and laughs from everyone.
I don’t know about “edgy”—isn’t weed how you’re supposed round those edges off?
Of course, the predictable pearl-clutching from the predictable prigs is happening. I won’t link to Fox News here, but the dumb people on one their crappy shows had an inane discussion about it to an ultimately boring end. I say whatever, it’s one day out of the year and it’s not like anyone’s naming their child “Dank Sticky.” At least I hope no one is. And most people dress their kids to reflect their own tastes and project their own values—no baby has ever chosen to wear a Ramones onesie.
Brandsonsale have a full line of pot-related costumes for adults, too: There’s the basic-bro pot leaf:
They also offer the hilarious-to-no-one-I-would-trust “baked potato”...
...and the totally racist Rasta outfit. Tell me that’s not blackface—at least in spirit if not in actual fact—but the baby pot leaf, people complain about. Because priorities.