How long will it take—how many decades, how many more centuries if we’re really unlucky—before the Christian virus just utterly and completely burns itself out? At what point will there just simply be no more use for it and we’ll all just give up the (holy) ghost once and for all and call it a day AND MOVE ON?

I don’t have a prediction to make about that (Voltaire, who died in 1778, once wrote that he thought religion would die out in twenty years time) but I can say with some assurance (and even gratitude!) that idiot evangelists like Joshua Mills and Patricia King are doing their best to make people shake their heads in DISBELIEF and walk out of the church, hopefully never to return. Mills has claimed in the past that God can whiten teeth and remove wrinkles better than Botox. Patrica King seems to have God-given orgasms on camera (go 47 seconds in).

In this latest clip, these grifters for Jesus actually expect that their followers are going to believe that God himself covered Mills with GLITTER and that it’s a fuckin’ miracle. Or that his hands secrete a miraculous oil that smells like wine. Watch the video, you’ll be DUMBfounded. Why does she keep eating with this “miracle” occurring? This is ridiculous! (And can’t you imagine Matt Lucas playing Josh Mills and David Walliams as Pat King in a comedy sketch?)

Note to Joshua Mills: “Sparkle, Neely, sparkle”
 

 
Via Christian Nightmares