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Charlie Brooker’s Justin Bieber rant: ‘Pop Prince Joffrey’ ‘nail of frozen piss through a cabbage’


 
For those of you not watching Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe yet, I highly, highly suggest it. It’s damned good TV. Smart, dumb and bust-a-gut funny.

Here Brooker goes off on a brilliant rant detailing our obsession with celebrity fuckwit Justin Bieber.

“Just another nauseating, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth pop weasel hammered into the global consciousness like a nail of frozen piss through a cabbage.”

Did Shakespeare, Milton or Joyce ever say anything as poetic or funny? No. No, they did not.

Posted by Tara McGinley
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02.04.2014
03:22 pm
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‘Let him crash and die’: Man’s pissed off rant about how Justin Bieber is destroying America
01.24.2014
11:58 am
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Vic Dibitetto’s Justin Bieber rant is like watching a mix of a minor character on The Sopranos and Morton Downey Jr. on methamphetamines. He apparently really doesn’t like Justin Bieber and, most certainly, will never be a Bieberbot.

He’s workin’ two jobs while that little brat…
 

 
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Posted by Tara McGinley
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01.24.2014
11:58 am
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Just how blindly will Justin Bieber fans follow their idol? Apparently very, VERY blindly
06.27.2013
02:19 pm
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Up there with the Coachella segment of “Lie Witness News,” this new one from Jimmy Kimmel exposing just how blindly Beliebers are willing to follow their pop hero is, um, something else...

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06.27.2013
02:19 pm
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Justin Bieber superfan’s awesome Tweet
06.15.2012
03:51 pm
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Oh dear… Soon the Beliebers will be old enough vote!

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06.15.2012
03:51 pm
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Justin Bieber / Slayer T-shirt
03.09.2011
11:18 pm
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Team Print Shop just released this totally ridiculous Justin Bieber/Slayer t-shirt. It made me laugh out loud. You can buy one for a measly $20.00 over at their webstore.

Below, an amusing video of Justin Bieber rocking out on drums with Slayer.

 
(via Boooooom and TDW)

Posted by Tara McGinley
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03.09.2011
11:18 pm
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Justin Bieber will stay Canadian, thank you very much!

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Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber may just be a kid, and yet in a recent Rolling Stone interview, he demonstrated a level of political sophistication (not to mention common sense) that these brain-dead Tea bagger-types lack when he told journalist Vanessa Grigoriadis that he had no plans to ever become an American citizen:

“You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

Seems like a good system to me.

However, instead of one of JB’s hits, let’s listen to BJ Snowden’s paean to our northern neighbor, “In Canada”:
 

Posted by Richard Metzger
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02.16.2011
01:03 pm
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When John Waters met Justin Bieber
12.07.2010
04:01 pm
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I do not want to know what John Waters is thinking here, but I’ve got a penny for scarf-wearing man’s thoughts…

(Coincidence? I think not.)

Via Vulture

Posted by Richard Metzger
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12.07.2010
04:01 pm
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Justin Bieber attempts to walk through glass
05.21.2010
03:00 pm
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And fails.  If you missed the Biebians here‘s your last chance.

Posted by Elvin Estela
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05.21.2010
03:00 pm
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Bieberzig Walks Among Us
05.18.2010
09:51 pm
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Following on from Elvin’s post about Biebians, below, I thought I’d post this cool tee-shirt image rendering the teen heartthrob ala the Misfits logo. (It’s pretty amazing to consider that Justin Bieber has only been on the scene such a short time, but his hairstyle has already become iconic!)

Posted by Richard Metzger
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05.18.2010
09:51 pm
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