Charlie Brooker’s Justin Bieber rant: ‘Pop Prince Joffrey’ ‘nail of frozen piss through a cabbage’


 
For those of you not watching Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe yet, I highly, highly suggest it. It’s damned good TV. Smart, dumb and bust-a-gut funny.

Here Brooker goes off on a brilliant rant detailing our obsession with celebrity fuckwit Justin Bieber.

“Just another nauseating, butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth pop weasel hammered into the global consciousness like a nail of frozen piss through a cabbage.”

Did Shakespeare, Milton or Joyce ever say anything as poetic or funny? No. No, they did not.

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‘Let him crash and die’: Man’s pissed off rant about how Justin Bieber is destroying America
01.24.2014
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Vic Dibitetto’s Justin Bieber rant is like watching a mix of a minor character on The Sopranos and Morton Downey Jr. on methamphetamines. He apparently really doesn’t like Justin Bieber and, most certainly, will never be a Bieberbot.

He’s workin’ two jobs while that little brat…
 

 
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Just how blindly will Justin Bieber fans follow their idol? Apparently very, VERY blindly
06.27.2013
11:19 am

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Up there with the Coachella segment of “Lie Witness News,” this new one from Jimmy Kimmel exposing just how blindly Beliebers are willing to follow their pop hero is, um, something else...

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Justin Bieber superfan’s awesome Tweet
06.15.2012
12:51 pm

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Oh dear… Soon the Beliebers will be old enough vote!

Via Dlisted

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Justin Bieber / Slayer T-shirt
03.09.2011
08:18 pm

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Team Print Shop just released this totally ridiculous Justin Bieber/Slayer t-shirt. It made me laugh out loud. You can buy one for a measly $20.00 over at their webstore.

Below, an amusing video of Justin Bieber rocking out on drums with Slayer.

 
(via Boooooom and TDW)

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Justin Bieber will stay Canadian, thank you very much!

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Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber may just be a kid, and yet in a recent Rolling Stone interview, he demonstrated a level of political sophistication (not to mention common sense) that these brain-dead Tea bagger-types lack when he told journalist Vanessa Grigoriadis that he had no plans to ever become an American citizen:

“You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

Seems like a good system to me.

However, instead of one of JB’s hits, let’s listen to BJ Snowden’s paean to our northern neighbor, “In Canada”:
 

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When John Waters met Justin Bieber
12.07.2010
01:01 pm

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I do not want to know what John Waters is thinking here, but I’ve got a penny for scarf-wearing man’s thoughts…

(Coincidence? I think not.)

Via Vulture

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Justin Bieber attempts to walk through glass
05.21.2010
12:00 pm

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And fails.  If you missed the Biebians here‘s your last chance.

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Bieberzig Walks Among Us

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Following on from Elvin’s post about Biebians, below, I thought I’d post this cool tee-shirt image rendering the teen heartthrob ala the Misfits logo. (It’s pretty amazing to consider that Justin Bieber has only been on the scene such a short time, but his hairstyle has already become iconic!)

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