Deaf people: Don’t masturbate. Also, 50 Cent


 
Some smartass/genius has procured a sign-language video, evidently produced by Jehovah’s Witnesses, meant to instruct the deaf on why it’s important to avoid the evils of masturbation, and set it to the music of rapper/actor 50 Cent (that’s pronounced “FIDDY Cent,” in case you didn’t know, he said, whitely), of Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ fame.

I really wish there was something… anything I could add to this, but the sign language gestures for tossing one off turn out to be pretty much what you’d expect.
 

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Lincoln Tunnel of love: Masturbating bus driver busted in Manhattan
07.12.2013
11:54 am

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Current Events

Tags:
Masturbation
Bus


 
A passenger aboard a Manhattan-bound New Jersey Transit commuter bus video-taped the driver pleasuring himself as the vehicle penetrated The Lincoln Tunnel and whipped into Port Authority.

Calling Sigmund Freud.

The Gothamist reports:

NJ Transit issued a statement, “The bus operator in question was immediately removed from service without pay, as a result of this disturbing and grossly irresponsible conduct. The incident was also promptly brought to the attention of NJ Transit Police, who immediately launched a criminal investigation. As a result, the operator has been charged with three separate criminal offenses — including one for risking widespread injury,” adding, “We offer our sincere apologies to anyone who may have witnessed this disturbing episode.”

“Leave the driving to us.”
 

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Hand-job on Temperance Street (Kinda NSFW)

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An image of a couple performing a sex act on Temperance Street, Manchester, England, has been deleted from Google Street View, after the picture was spotted by users.

Temperance Street is well-known Red Light area in the city, and it is believed the image had been on Google Street view since April 2010.
 
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Close-up, after the jump…
 

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HARDCORE 19th century anti-wanking device
08.10.2012
09:19 am

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Belief
History
Sex

Tags:
Masturbation


 
Yeesh, this looks pretty hardcore. At least they were “kind” enough to design it with air-holes…

Apparently this copper anti-masturbation device was up for auction on eBay in 2008:

The rare 19th century item is made of copper and was designed to be worn by boys so they could not commit the ‘sin’. Attached to a belt it would have encased the genitalia. The bizarre antique dates back to around 1880 and was used in Catholic France. It is being offered for sale on auction website eBay with a starting price of £750.

Seller David Burns, of Curious Science, says that during a quarter of a century dealing in medical curiosities he has never had one for sale… “This is the first example we have offered for sale in 24 years. The condition is excellent. Three and half inches top to base.”

I wonder how much it eventually sold for?

Via Nerdcore

Written by Tara McGinley | Discussion
Masturbating man attacked by marauding mushroom feeder


 
It doesn’t say if the masturbator was also fed mushrooms. Or if he continued masturbating. Either way, it all sounds very John Waters.

Thanks Boag!
 

 

Written by Niall O'Conghaile | Discussion
Kony 2012 Campaigner Jason Russell arrested for masturbating in public

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Kony 2012 campaigner Jason Russell has been arrested for masturbating in public the Guardian reports:

One of the co-founders of Invisible Children, the San Diego-based charity which is campaigning for the arrest of Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony, has been hospitalised after police said he was detained for being naked and masturbating in public.

Jason Russell, 33, was picked up by police in San Diego at around 11.30am on Thursday after receiving numerous calls from the public about a man vandalising cars, being apparently under the influence of a substance and making sexual gestures while wearing only his underwear.

According to local TV station NBC, San Diego police spokeswoman Lieutenant Andra Brown told a press conference in the city that Russell was co-operative as he was detained by officers. “He was no problem for the police department. However, during the evaluation we learned that we probably needed to take care of him. So officers detained him and transferred him to a local medical facility for further evaluation and treatment,” she said.

A brief statement by the Ben Keesey of Invisible Children said:

“Jason Russell was unfortunately hospitalised suffering from exhaustion, dehydration and malnutrition. He is now receiving medical care and is focused on getting better.

“The past two weeks have taken a severe emotional toll on all of us and that toll manifested itself in an unfortunate incident yesterday. Jason’s passion and bis work have done so much to help so many and we are are devastated to see him dealing with this personal health issue.”

Read the full story here.
 
Via the Guardian
 

Written by Paul Gallagher | Discussion
Masturbation Notice

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A sign seen at Prince William’s alma mater, Saint Andrew’s University.
 
Click here to see larger image.

Via Ronnie MacKintosh
 

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LSD + wanking = OMFG
07.17.2010
01:39 pm

Topics:
Amusing
Belief
Drugs

Tags:
Masturbation
Trippy

 
Don’t do it, Ricky!!!
 
(via Das Kraftfuttermischwerk)

Written by Tara McGinley | Discussion