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Feeling Cagey? Website plasters Nicolas Cage’s head on Instagram selfies in real time
11.22.2013
11:18 am

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I hate the word “selfie.” I may hate it even more than the words “moist,” “slacks,” and even “creamy.” But I digress…

So you can imagine my delight when I discovered the Feeling Cagey website. It’s dedicated to sticking Nicolas Cage’s head—in real time, mind you—on Instagram selfies. Anything on Instagram tagged “#selfie” gets Caged. I’m OK with this.
 

 
Below, Nic Cage and The Bad Seeds perform “Stagger Lee.”

 
Via BuzzFeed

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So, you want to sleep with Nicolas Cage, do you?
09.28.2013
08:02 am

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My first thought was, “Surely sleeping with a plank of wood is mightily uncomfortable?” But apparently not, as the enthusiastic reviewers on Amazon tell me that the Nicolas Cage Pillowcase can give you the best sleep of your life.

One customer comments that her friend is so enamored with sharing his bed with Mr. Cage that:

..you can hear through the walls how much he loves it.

Thankfully, the Nicolas Cage Pillowcase is “stain resistant.”

But this is not just some bedtime fancy, as that:

Classic Nic Cage smile seems to light up the room even when the lights are out!

And his eyes apparently follow you around.

But for those who worry that sleeping with Nicolas Cage will keep them up all night, fear not, as one other satisfied customer attests:

...if you are afflicted with the unfortunate illness of insomnia, purchase this item, I promise you won’t regret it.

Fortunately, I doubt I’ll be requiring one, as just the thought of watching one of Mr. Cage’s movies is enough to send me off.

But if you do fancy a night of bliss, cheek-to-cheek with Mr. Cage, then place your order here.
 
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More pillows to plump, after the jump…
 
H/T b3ta
 

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SataNic Nicolas Cage sweatshirt
04.19.2013
12:00 pm

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SATAN


 
Ridiculous? Yes. Do I want one? Yep!

This SataNic Nicolas Cage women’s sweatshirt is available through Etsy shop killercondoapparel for $27.99 + shipping (not a bad price, actually). There’s also a men’s SataNic, too.

Via Ultraculture on Facebook

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Nicolas Cage does John Cage’s 4′33″
04.17.2012
07:59 am

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I have nothing to say about this.
 

 

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Meet the Man Inside the Nicolas Cage Costume
02.13.2012
11:19 am

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The Onion


 
The Onion strikes comedy gold with “Meet the Man Inside the Nicolas Cage Costume.”

If SNL could come up with with shit like this even once a week, I might actually to tempted to watch it again after… uh… decades.
 

 
Via Nerdcore

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The most offensive picture in the world?


 
Apparently this is the most offensive image in the world. It’s still missing the Comic Sans font, though…
 
(via The Daily What and reddit )

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‘Raising Arizona’ cast graces the cover of a 1998 Serbian eighth grade biology textbook
11.28.2011
09:27 am

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This is why the Internet exists. No one seems to know why an image of Nic Cage, Holly Hunter and a baby appears on an eighth-grade Serbian biology textbook. There’s no explanation for this one.
 
(via Neatorama)

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‘Nicolas Cage is a Vampire’: Photo from 1870 for sale on eBay
09.16.2011
10:23 am

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Apparently Nicolas Cage is some sort of time-traveling vampire. You can buy the photo now on eBay for $1,000,000.00. From the listing:

Original c.1870 carte de visite showing a man who looks exactly like Nick Cage. Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead / vampire, et cetera, who quickens / reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.

This is not a trick photo, it’s an original photograph of a man who lived in Bristol, TN sometime around the Civil War.

In the Q & A the seller adds:

Q: Nick Cage has aged terribly in the past 10 years, he’s obviously not been drinking his daily amount of blood to stay young.

A: My theory is that he allows himself to age to a certain point, maybe 70, 80 or so, then the actor “Nicolas Cage” will “die”... but in reality, the undead vampire “Nicolas Cage” will have rejuvenated himself and appeared in some other part of the world, young again, and ready to start all over. From time to time somebody might mention to him that he bears a slight resemblance to the young version that dead American actor, whose name they can’t recall, but eventually, those occurrences will stop altogether.

Nicolas Cage is a Vampire / Photo from 1870 / Tennessee

(via BuzzFeed)

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