Public park ‘sound sculpture’ hacked with porno sounds
09.03.2013
10:13 am

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Birds


 
Apparently a sound sculpture in a public park in the Netherlands that’s supposed to play delightful sounds of birds was hacked, and now plays the hot-n-heavy sounds of people doin’ the nasty.

According to the YouTube description, the 2009 art installation by Bill Fontana, is located in Enschede and was recently hacked. Passers-by reactions have varied from this is “funny” to this is “evil.”

The city has no idea who is behind the hack.

Is this a clever fake viral video? I do not know. The sound sculpture (with the bird songs) is real, however.

 
Via reddit

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Porn Sex vs. Real Sex… explained with food!
07.30.2013
07:30 am

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Food
Sex

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Porn


 
Nutella + banana = ‘nuff said.
 

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‘Just Another IKEA Catalog’: IKEA furniture in amateur porn Tumblr (NSFW)
05.28.2013
07:55 am

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IKEA


 
Just Another IKEA Catalog is a refreshing Tumblr dedicated to “Scandinavian modern style furniture and accessories in amateur pornography.”

As you can probably guess by the title, it’s totally NSFW.


 
Via Nerdcore

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Global Internet Porn Habits: The interactive infographic!
03.12.2013
11:18 am

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Infographics


 
The fine folks over at Porn MD—where they’re making some serious medical breakthroughs—complied six months’ worth of the most searched terms on porn sites and then put them into this easily browsed format:

Ever wonder which states or countries are into what when it comes to what goes on behind closed doors? In this graphic below we take a closer look at the sexual interests of people around the planet.

You can “check out every state in the U.S. and then see what other countries around the world are searching for.”

Here’s what Alabama, California, Texas and New Jersey are up to:


 
Here’s what Africa is up to:


 
Via WFMU on Twitter!

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The cleverest porn title of the year: The nominees are…
01.22.2013
10:02 am

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The 30th annual Adult Video News Awards was held at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Las Vegas this past Saturday. Who knew, right? Anyway, there was an amazing category for “Clever Title of the Year.” The nominees are listed below:

Clever Title of the Year

Asphyxia Heels the World, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Brooklyn Egg Cream on the Roxxx, Seymore Butts/Pure Play
Chocolate Covered Crackers, Black Magic Pictures
Chocolate Yam Yams, Black Storm/Monarchy/Vantage
Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?, Vouyer Media
Look Mom, My First Black Penis, Mike Hunt/Juicy
My Wife Caught Me Assfucking Her Mother, Devil’s Film
Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?, Electric/Hustler
Occupy My Ass, Bobbi Starr/Evil Angel
She Plays a Mean Rusty Trombone!, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Show Me Your Shithole, B. Pumper/Freaky Empire
Somebody Shave Me, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
The Spit and the Speculum, Mike Adriano/Evil Angel
Subtle Fragrance of Her Private Parts, Swank/Pure Play
We Vow to Bang Black Beotches, Kelly Madison/Juicy

And the winner is – drum roll please …

Does This Dick Make My Ass Look Big?
 
Via Nerdcore

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Ridiculously HILARIOUS porn intro (SFW-ish)
06.18.2012
01:06 pm

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Lemons


 
SFW-ish. There are no naughty bits, just one or two F-bombs and some incredibly bad dialogue.

I’ve just learned a new phrase, btw: “lemon-whores.” According to the video, there’s lemon tree insurance to protect yourself against lemon-whores.
 

 
Via the very NSFW Gorilla Mask

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Indifferent cats spotted in amateur porn
06.01.2012
11:18 am

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Cats


 
The very NSFW site Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn, as one might deduce from the name, is dedicated to indifferent cats showing up in amateur porn videos.

Via Nerdcore

 

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Blackboards in Porn
10.06.2011
03:48 pm

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Blackboards


 
Blackboards in Porn is a blog dedicated to figuring out if the mathematical equations seen written on blackboards in classroom-themed pornos are correct. The website actually breaks down the formulas for you.

Whilst this lesson appears to be aimed at quite a high level, such elementary errors may affect comprehension.

5/10 - rather sloppy.

I’d imagine there must be a lot of “teacher/student” scenarios in porn. The person responsible for this site is gonna’ be busy.


 
(via Publique.de )

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Porn without the porn
06.16.2011
07:37 am

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Von Brandis


 
Artist Von Brandis’ rather unusual hobby is to take vintage 70s porn images and replace the naughty bits with white silhouettes. He has a whole Flickr set dedicated to the concept of “porn without porn” which you can view at Художник Von Brandis. His images remind me a lot of Diesel’s 2009 SFW XXX video campaign.


 
More after the jump…

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Oh my: ‘The Justice League XXX’ trailer
03.19.2011
10:00 am

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The Justice League XXX

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Okay, my mind was pretty much blown by The Justice League XXX trailer. With a storyline of “When a great evil threatens porn’s very existence, The Justice League of Porn Stars Heroes comes together to battle The Legion of Poon”...  what could go wrong? 

 
(via EPICponyz)

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Porn-y E.T. Video for TOBACCO’s ‘Super Gum’
06.26.2010
08:40 am

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E.T.
TOBACCO
Super Gum

 
This is wrong on so many levels.
 
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Tobacco: Little Pink Riding Hood
Tobacco: Hawker Boat (Trippy Beta Carnage)
 
(via Nerdcore )

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Moore/Gebbie: Lost Girls
08.03.2009
03:28 pm

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Alan Moore

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Alan Moore and Melinda Gebbie’s gigantic pornographic comic Lost Girls has just been published in one affordable hardback for $45. Nice.

I just finished it. It’s up there in the Moore canon, but shows so much of the collaborative process with his wife that you’ll be hard pressed to detect his voice. The book follows the erotic lives of three Lost Girls?

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Alan Moore: 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom
07.23.2009
09:51 pm

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Alan Moore


Spotted at Nerd Prom today: an advance edition of 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom, a hardcover non-fiction book by comic author Alan Moore, copiously laid out with photos and illustrations. As it was announced (just now, apparently):

With each new technological advance, pornography has proliferated and degraded in quality. Today, porn is everywhere, but where is it art? 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom surveys the history of pornography and argues that the success and vibrancy of a society relates to its permissiveness in sexual matters.

This history of erotic art brings together some of the most provocative illustrations ever published, showcasing the evolution of pornography over diverse cultures from prehistoric to modern times. Beginning with the Venus of Willendorf, created between 24,000-22,000 bce, and book-ended by contemporary photography, it also contains a timeline covering major erotic works in several cultures. 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom ably captures the ancient and insuppressible creative drive of the sexual spirit, making this book a treatise on erotic art.

Moore says:

Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.

The book is out in October.

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