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Kid finds mom’s dildo, hilarity ensues!
09.09.2013
09:56 pm
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Is it just me, or isn’t that rather a large dildo? Either way, this kid has no idea what it is and thinks he’s playing with a “wobbly sausage.”

The mom’s boyfriend seems to think it’s pretty funny and I did, too. The laughter is highly contagious here.

As one Redditor points this out in the comments:

“This is a video you play at that kid’s wedding.”

 
via reddit

Posted by Tara McGinley
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09.09.2013
09:56 pm
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Grumpy Cat, Doctor Who and Star Wars BDSM toys


Grumpy Cat-inspired BDSM paddle

Etsy shop Geek Kink (based in Sacramento, CA) makes meme-ish BDSM toys. Their goal is “to make toys no man has made before.”

Like a TARDIS paddle.
 

Doctor Who-inspired Tardis paddle
 

Darth Vader inspired Lightsaber Cane Mature BDSM


Sith Lightsaber-inspired BDSM flogger
 
With thanks to Edward Ludvigsen!

Posted by Tara McGinley
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04.28.2013
11:57 pm
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Chinese villagers discover ‘rare mushroom’ but it turns out to be a rubber vagina
06.20.2012
02:33 pm
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This bust-gut-funny story with video is making the rounds on the Internet today, and deservedly so.

Xi’an Up Close is an investigative journalism program which airs on China’s Xi’an TV. On June 17 they aired an exclusive on a “mystery mushroom” discovered by villagers in a small farming area from the city.

One villager who was apart of the “discovery” said, “When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is! Even our 80-year-old neighbour here says he has never seen anything like this before.”

The reporter from Xi’an Up Close then chimes in, “On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she adds. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty too.”

Oh dear… Watch the video below and all its hilariousness.
 

 
Via Arbroath

Posted by Tara McGinley
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06.20.2012
02:33 pm
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Sex Toys For Monkeys
05.04.2010
09:00 pm
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Back in 1960, Jane Goodall observed her chimp subjects using blades of grass to better scoop termites.  That incident, famously, sparked the following comment from Goodall’s mentor, Louis Leakey: “Now we must redefine tool, redefine Man, or accept chimpanzees as human.”

Well, that was 50 years ago.  I’m not sure what’s been redefined, or even accepted since then, but hey, monkey sex toys!  And while lacking the means to acquire batteries might preclude chimps from wielding, oh, a Butterfly Kiss, they can wield, well…leaves.  Or, as John Tierney in today’s NYT notes:

Ideally a dead leaf, because that makes the most noise when the chimp clips it with his hand or his mouth.

“Males basically have to attract and maintain the attention of females,” Dr. McGrew said.  “One way to do this is leaf clipping.  It makes a rasping sound.  Imagine tearing a piece of paper that’s brittle or dry.  The sound is nothing spectacular, but it’s distinctive.”

O.K., a distinctive sound.  Where does the sex come in?

“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female can see him.  He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and he tears the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping the pieces as he detaches them.  Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves until she notices.”

And then?

“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and if she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back side, and then they’ll mate.”

My first reaction, as a chauvinistic human, was to dismiss the technology as laughably primitive — too crude to even qualify as a proper sex tool.  But Dr. McGrew said it met anthropologists’ definition of a tool: “He’s using a portable object to obtain a goal.  In this case, the goal is not food but mating.”

When It Comes to Sex, Chimps Need Help, Too

Posted by Bradley Novicoff
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05.04.2010
09:00 pm
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