This “70s Hairy Chest Sweater” by Firebox gives me a serious case of the grodies. I get that’s (admittedly bear-y funny) the point, but how on earth were they able to make it look so… oily?
Perhaps it’s the 100% polyester fiber content?
They have a disclaimer, too: “Actual increase in virility and masculinity is debatable.” So you’ve been warned.
You can purchase one of your own for $60.49 here.
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
‘Eraserhead’ and Wire’s ‘154’ album cover sweaters
Awesome Kraftwerk sweater
‘The Big Lebowski’: Replica of The Dude’s sweater
Full-body ‘onesie’ sweater
Via Das Kraftfuttermischwerk