You know, I just might buy one of these “hairy” one-piece bathing suits. Someone has to, right? I nominate myself. WHY not?

(I can think of tons of reasons, I’ll bet you can, too.)

There’s not too much information about this swimwear. The suits are $44.95 and sizes range from XS - XXL here.

Enjoy!

 
via Anorak

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Pentagram bikini and one-piece bathing suits: Gothy swimwear for witchy women
You sexy devil: Satanic pentagram bikini

 
For all your devilish swimwear needs Etsy shop MASSblack has designed one-piece bathing suits and bikinis festooned with pentagrams. They are, of course, all in black.

 
Via Nerdcore

 
I kinda like these not-your -average, run-of-the-mill one-piece swimsuits by Etsy shop thePussPuss. According to the write-up, they’re “Made in the EU with love using top quality fabric from Italy.”

If the two swimsuits pictured above and below don’t pique your interests, thePussPuss offers other designs including: APC 40 Controller, Korg KM 202 Mixer, Atari Falcon 030, and the Clavia Nord Modular Classic.

Me, I’m holding out for one with a vintage VCS 3 synth, like Eno used.

All the swimsuits mentioned are retailing for $98.00.
 

 
Via Dressed Like Machines

 
There is a wonderful richness of color to Pathé‘s news reels that is sadly lacking in our digital age. A warmth of lipstick reds, and oil painting hues, that is quite difficult to resist. This is a 1950’s fashion show of swimming caps against a Punch and Judy background, so beautifully surreal it could have been lifted straight out of a David Lynch movie.
 

 
Via the Pathé Fashion Archive