The Lactation of St. Bernard. Mary seriously needs to work on her aim, though Shrunken Head Christ certainly isn’t helping.
 
Thank you to Dangerous Mind reader Annie for turning me on to Ugly Renaissance Babies where “The kids aren’t alright.”
 

Andrea d’Agnolo, 1515, Madonna of the Holy Fucking Bird-Faced Christ
 

Peter Paul Rubens. Long-Baby Jesus doesn’t give a shit.