Because why not, right? Portland-based Etsy shop Make It Good makes these handmade glow-in-the-dark Solar System undies for both men and women. The kid in me digs them. I’d wear the hell out ‘em (just like I did with my Wonder Woman Underoos when I was around 8 years old).

They’re reasonably priced at $18.00 for women’s and $28.00 for men’s.

 
Via Boing Boing

 
Rusty Blazenhoff over at Laughing Squid posted this rather perplexing men’s underwear-like garment which she appropriately called “one-sided grape smugglers.” I’m not a dude, but I’d imagine these must be quite uncomfortable, right?

I mean what is this? I don’t get it, but I am relieved that the model has either had a Brazilian wax or been carefully airbrushed.

Comes in blue, black, white, and red. The photos on the website selling these puppies are a bit more revealing than the ones I’ve posted here. I’ll just leave it at that. Proceed with caution if you’re at work!

 
A pair of soiled and stained underwear worn by The King of Rock and Roll himself, Elvis Presley, will be going up for auction next month at Omega Auctions. Elvis wore this particular pair of undies beneath one of his flashy white jumpsuits back in 1977.

It’s expected that The King’s fecal-stained briefs could fetch up to £10,000.

Omega Auctions will be live streaming the auction on its website September 8.

Via Arbroath

 
Yes, fauxgina underwear does indeed exist. I did not know this.

Japanese (NSFW) website Kanojo Toys is selling ‘em for around $128.00 a pop. ‘Tis a steal if you ask me.
 
Via Gorilla Mask (NSFW)

 
I’m starting to compile my choices for best videos for 2010 and this is a contender.

Dan Scheinert and Dan Kwan directed this slice of visual deliciousness for Icelandic electro poppers FM Belfast. Using variable speeds, warping, time displacement, jump cuts and stop motion, the two Daniels have created a mindbendingly cool video. And the song Underwear ain’t bad either.