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Waving vibrator man advised to ‘engage in more traditional ways to find a date’
04.15.2013
11:27 am
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A truck driver called the Port Townsend Police Department on April 5, 2013 to report an allegedly naked dude (‘though the dude denies being nude) “waving around a vibrating phallic device in an attempt to flag down semi-truck drivers for a date.”

I like how the cops let him go with a warning to “engage in more traditional ways to find a date.” Good advice?

Via Arbroath

Posted by Tara McGinley
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04.15.2013
11:27 am
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