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Cat got your tongue? Check out these cheeky ‘pussy panties’
12.15.2015
08:28 am
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3-D printed cat panties
3D printed cat panties
 
If you’ve been on the Internet at all, then you are likely aware that cats OWN IT. From clothes to memes, it’s all about, ahem, pussy.

So it should be of no particular surprise to you that just in time for the holidays, you can purchase cheeky panties with an eerily lifelike 3D image of a cat peering out from the crotch for the various crazy cat ladies in your life. A three-pack of the printed pussy panties will run you about $13 bucks and one single panty will run you anywhere from $2.99 to $5.99, depending on the vendor. Because nothing quite says “I am the queen of crazy cat ladies” like a pussy on your crotch, AMIRITE? 
 
3-D cat panty
 
3-D cat panty flasher
 

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
The ultimate granny panties: Yep, there’s a 4 pack of ‘Golden Girls’ underwear

Posted by Cherrybomb
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12.15.2015
08:28 am
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Elvis Presley, Perry Como… Minor Threat? Granny panties, now for hipsters!
06.15.2015
08:10 am
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According to the Internet, 2015 is the year granny panties come back into style.

Whether this is a result of a healthier body-positive society or simply hipster “normcore” irony infiltrating the undergarment market, it’s certainly a clear-cut case of “everything old is new again.”

Here’s a trend we’d really love to see come back: granny panties embroidered with little 45 rpm records—you buy six of them and get a free single!
 

The music fan in this photo may want to consider using a pair over her greasy mitts, as her record handling skills leave something to be desired.
 
The 1958 Sears catalog ad features an unbeatable deal: You buy six adorable pairs of embroidered panties, and you get a free record of your choice: Elvis Presley, Eddie Fisher, or Perry Como!
 

Now, we’re not sure how many underthings Eddie Fisher or Perry Como were moving, but we’re pretty sure Elvis was causing lots and lots of panties to need replacing back in ‘58.
 
Fast-forward to 2015’s granny panty offerings after the jump…

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Posted by Christopher Bickel
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06.15.2015
08:10 am
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