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Shit Express will send poop to your bitter enemies
11.04.2014
01:19 pm
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Sometimes, when someone—your boss, your neighbor—really pisses you off, only a box full of poop sent to their home or office will really satisfy your need to inflict revenge. But so far, at any rate, there isn’t a tutorial on sending your enemies poop in the mail on eHow or Instructables, and until there are, you’re either going to have to do it yourself—yuck—or rely on the good people at Shit Express.
 

 
Shit Express is an online company that specializes in, well, sending shit to your enemies (hearing the lamentation of their women is not included in the service fee). It turns out that there are a lot of complex variables to having someone send your enemies poop. The poop of what animal? What should the packaging be? Here’s the step-by-step process, according to Shit Express:
 

1. Choose an animal.
2. Give us an address.
3. Choose how to wrap your package.
4. Pay anonymously with Bitcoin.

 
About seventeen bucks will get you a box of horse poop sent to anyone of your choice. At press time, the only poop available was horse poop. Packaging comes in “plain,” “cute,” and “ceremonial.” Apparently one of them, probably “cute,” features smiley faces. Shit Express insists on cryptocurrency like Bitcoin to ensure your anonymity. It’s actually illegal to send certain substances in the mail in some nations, so Shit Express has to navigate the laws in the various countries they ship to (this appears to be unlimited).
 

 
via Death and Taxes

Posted by Martin Schneider
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11.04.2014
01:19 pm
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Named and shamed: Wife puts up posters warning of ‘lying cheating scumbag husband’
05.19.2014
10:35 am
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Revenge isn’t always a dish served cold, sometimes it’s a poster campaign spread through the neighborhood, telling everyone of your nefarious deeds.

For one husband in the Prestwich area of Manchester, England, this appears to be the case, as he is at the center of a revenge poster campaign that accuses him of “cheating” on his wife and family.  The hand-made posters, which include a photograph of the husband under the heading “WARNING,” have appeared on lamp-posts, bus stops, and railings across the area warning the public to be on the look-out for a:

Local lying cheating scumbag. Married, father of 2. Ran out on family + left a note to inform them.

Local paper, the Manchester Evening News contacted the husband in question, who “declined to comment,” though “denied the ‘love rat’ claim.”

While the husband isn’t saying much, a few local residents are certainly up for giving their two cents worth, including Maria Jansen, from Crumpsall, who told the paper:

“I work in Prestwich and I’d spotted a couple pinned up on walls just up the road earlier in the day but hadn’t really stopped to read it until I was getting my bus home. Good on her I say, if he’s done that he wants naming and shaming and I hope he’s suitably embarrassed.”

Carla Moore, who lives on Bury Old Road, said:

“I think it’s hilarious. It serves him right if he’s left his wife like that, he shouldn’t just be allowed to get away with it. I doubt he’ll be happy about it, but so what? It’s the perfect revenge.”

But not everyone agrees, as Kimberley Preston from Prestwich told the paper:

“I saw others having a laugh at it so I came over to have a look but I don’t find it very funny. I don’t know why you’d want to air your dirty linen in public. The poster says he’s got kids so I think it’s pretty tasteless to be honest - what if they saw it? It would be mortifying for them.”

(Surely, the kids would have noticed if Daddy’s gone?)

Surprisingly, the paper appears not to have contacted the wife to see if she was indeed behind the revenge poster campaign, and to ask what all the fuss is about?
 
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Via Manchester Evening News

Posted by Paul Gallagher
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05.19.2014
10:35 am
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A taxi driver’s ultimate revenge on customer through Facebook
12.09.2011
10:37 am
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As Redditor tickle-teh-pickle puts it, “I don’t always agree with cabbies, but when I do, it’s for teaching a douchebag a lesson.”
 
(via The Daily What and reddit )

Posted by Tara McGinley
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12.09.2011
10:37 am
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Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives
03.31.2011
07:37 pm
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What the hell?! How has this sailed under my radar for so long? And more to the point, how come nobody thought of this before? Tarantino and Rodriguez, I’m looking at you…

As the title may suggest, Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives is a very low budget exploitation flick about a group of transgendered, transvestite and cisgendered ladies who suffer a brutal trans-phobic bashing one night, and decide to take matters into their own hands. Knives, revenge and sheer-black catsuits ensue. Because it takes balls to get revenge. Of course, this isn’t some kind of modern masterpiece-in-waiting, but dammit, it looks like A LOT of fun! The premise is neat, the direction looks good, and the cast is very spirited. What more do you need out of an exploitation flick? Planet of Terror blog has this to say:

I know we all need another retrosploitation movie like we need a hole in the head. But writer/director Israel Luna is genuinely gifted and he has a knack for both the comedic as well as the over the top insanity which is needed to make these types of films work. ... It’s bloody, it’s gory, it’s howlingly good fun.

 

 
More on Ticked-Off Trannies With Knives at the official website (including DVD, screening and Netflix info)

Thanks to Dean Birkett for the tip off!

Posted by Niall O'Conghaile
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03.31.2011
07:37 pm
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