This is one of those ideas I hate myself for not thinking of first. It’s simple, crude and rude (and therefore probably a big money maker). Lead Balloons is a company that makes these black balloons with surly messages like “You are a waste of blood and organs,” and “Don’t forget, you are a terrible human being.”

You can buy an assorted pack of thirteen rude balloons for around $7.00 at Incredible Things.

As I side note: I can think of far worse messages to write on these balloons.

 

 

 
via Geekologie