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Subtle, (and not so subtle) socks that tell everyone around you to ‘fuck off’
09.19.2017
09:02 am
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“Fuck Off” socks. Get them here.
 
While I’m a huge fan of the word “fuck,” it’s not always as easy to slip it into conversation as I’d like it to be. What’s more is that the word, or the phrase “fuck off,” are sort of like a “final straw” kind of threat to hurl at someone after you’ve burned through every other conceivable response to shitty human behavior. I used to think it would have been swell to come up with a way to flash the phrase at someone in traffic by way of an electronic sign on the back of my car—but like most of my ideas that have never come to fruition, it probably would have gotten me shot. Especially given the road-ragey drivers on the streets these days who would just run you off the highway because you were sporting the “wrong” kind of bumper sticker on your wheels.

But let’s get back to the point of this post which concerns a line of explicit socks emblazoned with the glorious phrase (or its sister slogan “fuck you”) in different places such as the sole of the sock- or my favorite—the small bit that peeks up over the back of your sneakers. I’m a crass person by nature as clearly stated in my Dangerous Minds bio where I list “cursing” as one of my “interests.” Although I don’t much care for the phenomenon that are “message” shirts and wearables, I am 100% down with my socks speaking for me when I feel like I need to hold my tongue. Which is almost never. I should work on that. Images and links where you can order the aggressive hosiery follow.
 
 
A more subtle pair of “Fuck Off” socks. Get a pair here.
 

A long pair of “Fuck Off” socks. Get them here.
 
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09.19.2017
09:02 am
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Socks that make your feet look like you have realistic animal paws
06.09.2017
11:58 am
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These are kind of weird, yet I like them: Crew socks that look like realistic animal paws. I wish there were some hooved variety socks to sport (I’d like to have some goat socks), but right now it appears there’s only fuzzy paws to choose from.

When you order, you have to specify whether you want dog or cat paws. They’re available through What on Earth and sell for $11.95. It looks like they won’t be ready to ship until June 23.


 

 

 
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Posted by Tara McGinley
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06.09.2017
11:58 am
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Bizarre penis and boob socks
05.23.2017
08:42 am
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Don’t even ask how I discovered these penis and boob socks. It was an accident, I can assure you, but find them I did. And you should be grateful I found ‘em. Anyway, the crochet socks are handmade by Ukrainian shop Tetiana Knits. There’s not really much to say about these bizarro socks except… here they are! I dig the pointy toes.

It appears the socks come in different colors and styles upon request. There’s even a penis/vulva combo.

The socks are currently selling for around $30 a pair plus shipping.

I think these would go nicely with the “male rompers” currently making the rounds on every website and blog imaginable.


 

 
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Posted by Tara McGinley
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05.23.2017
08:42 am
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Surly socks with brutally honest messages for everyday wear!
05.23.2016
10:06 am
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I saw this image of the “I hate everyone too” sock featured on the Arbroath blog. I thought to myself, “Is this a real sock design?” and I will admit that I kinda want to own a pair. After doing some digging around, I discovered that they’re indeed real and that they’re made by Blue Q. Not only is there the “I hate everyone too” sock design but I found several other surly sock designs to my evil delight.

Most of the women’s socks retail for $9.99 and men’s sell for $11.99. The sale item socks go for around $4.99.


 

 
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Posted by Tara McGinley
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05.23.2016
10:06 am
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‘We Sell Socks’
07.18.2011
03:19 pm
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07.18.2011
03:19 pm
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