If you do LSD, your hot dog will turn into a troll doll and speak to you!
This is from one of those outrageously bad drug scare films from 1969. It’s called Case Study: LSD and it’s so bad it’s funny. Apparently, if you drop some acid and decide to eat a hot dog, the acid could potentially turn your meal into a troll doll.
Honestly, if I saw this nonsensical propaganda back in 1969, I probably couldn’t wait to get my hands on stuff! I mean, talking troll doll hot dogs?! I’m so there!
The talking hot dog had seven kids and a wife to support. He deserved better.
With thanks to Rusty Blazenhoff