In light of Bradley’s penis pants post I’ve had several hipsters point out to me that Eldridge Cleaver was there first, and so he was. Lord have mercy.
thx Heather Harris And Deborah McElmeel !
Chavtowns is a public blog dedicated to horror stories of towns run by chavs (council housed and violents). The blog is stacked with highly impressive tales (sorted by region!) of the antics of the chavs, most of which are too out-of-hand to post directly. But this should give you the gist:
Romford is commonly referred to as ’slag town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where im from. The thing is, its hard to dislike Romford – its a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, its notorious for a lot of really embarrassing and stupid things – notably its chav form. Slag Town, and I heard it from a Dagenhamite once, is a haven of orange tinged cockneys. Girls walk around with dodgy make up and highlights with the typically Romford talk ‘me old mucka’ and ‘wa’s goin on son?’. Unlike other outer London Boroughs, Havering is surrounded by cackholes like Basildon and rough Essex-boi areas like Loughton and Debden. Literally everyone in Romford wants to be Danny Dyer and you see flocks of angry young men with comb overs and polo shirts heading towards Liquid and Envy on a Friday night ready to get ‘gattered’ or find a girl and ‘bang her’...
Romford is one of those areas where if you look at someone on the street, you WILL be challenged. The number of times I have been threatened by a yute on a pushbike and a hoody is big big big and it isnt uncommon to see a 14 year old girl with a ponytale and tracksuit top holding a baby in one arm and a fag in the next.
I also found this rather stupendous story, which through a stroke of some kind of blind Internet info juxtaposition luck I was able to actually find the video of, attached at the bottom of the post. It’s… well, just watch it.
Arguably the thing that made Crawley famous was a little event in an area local to my house called Tilgate Park. A place where, shockingly for Crawley, there are very few council houses. Single mums teenage mums, however, are surprisingly enduring when it comes to finding a home. Anyway, some chavs who were feeling far more clever than they actually were hooked a moped up to a child’s roundabout. They proceeded to rev it and cried in youthful glee when the engine caused the toy to spin. Three Chavettes then seated themselves on it and the fun began. It spun so fast that the stupid s***s were thrown off and given broken limbs and third degree friction burns. This made NATIONAL NEWS and so it should. We should remember the amazing depths of chav idocy. We could scarcly believe it. Other chavs could scarcely believe it.
Last one I swear!
Nimoy Sunset Pie
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich
(via Mister Honk)
I fucking knew it!
(via An Internet Website and The Daily What)
Video terrorist Cassette Boy takes on Britain’s vapid morning talker, The One Show. Click here for Cassette Boy vs. Harry Potter.
Via Holy Moly!
Bush administration “torture memo” author and conservative Republican asswipe John Yoo received an appropriate and fitting tribute today.
Appallingly, UC Berkeley’s law school—one of the best in the country—employs Yoo as a constitutional law professor, but did they really expect this controversial appointment to go without constant comment at one of the most liberal schools in America? Now the bathrooms in Berkeley’s law school, Boalt Hall offer toilet paper printed with text of the Convention Against Torture, which Yoo famously shit on…
Prankster Matt Cornell replaced the toilet paper in Boalt Hall early this morning to “draw attention to the ongoing consequences of the torture memos.” His website is YooToiletPaper.com.
Extremist Yoo recently claimed that the President is legally-permitted to use nuclear weapons against civilians, massacre entire villages and to “crush the testicles” of a suspect’s child. Woo is one of those people who doesn’t get it and never will. It’s incomprehensible why Berkeley would employ a moral pariah like Yoo to train the next generation of lawyers.
Thank you—no really, THANK YOU—Matt Cornell!
From Eric Wareheim’s YouTube channel: “People are in such a rush to get to the next performance nowadays. Eric Wareheim and Doug Lussenhop prefer to slow it down and take in the beauty of the grounds and the people around them. Just lil baby steps to the beat.”
