Wicked Lasers have released a new “toy” laser, except that it’s not really a toy, you see. More like a weapon.
In fact, it’s exactly like a weapon! Wicked removed the laser from a Casio video projector and placed it into a casing resembling something out of “Star Wars.” Witness The Spyder III in action above.
It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.
Worrywarts! What could possible go amiss with a laser beam capable of burning flesh and causing blindness?
Better than a silly old BB gun, eh? Be the first kid on your block to be arrested!