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You could put your eye out with that: Spyder III ‘toy’ from Wicked Lasers can cause blindness
06.17.2010
12:24 am
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Wicked Lasers have released a new “toy” laser, except that it’s not really a toy, you see. More like a weapon.

In fact, it’s exactly like a weapon! Wicked removed the laser from a Casio video projector and placed it into a casing resembling something out of “Star Wars.” Witness The Spyder III in action above.

It will blind permanently and instantly and set fire quickly to skin and other body parts, use with extreme caution and only when using the included eye protection. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class IV Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.

Worrywarts! What could possible go amiss with a laser beam capable of burning flesh and causing blindness?

Better than a silly old BB gun, eh? Be the first kid on your block to be arrested!

Posted by Richard Metzger
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06.17.2010
12:24 am
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Creationism in the classroom, plus a music video about the ‘Mark of the Beast’!
06.15.2010
07:45 pm
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A “science” class in Dayton, Tennessee, from the BBC1 documentary Science Friction: Creation from 1996. These kids have been skull-fucked by superstition and generational ignorance. Fourteen years later and I wonder what some of these kids are doing now: if they ever escaped fundamentalist dogma or if they’re running for Congress as a Tea party candidate… Stick with this for the last line, it’s a classic.
 
I saw the above clip at Religious Douchebags, a great site that Christian Nightmares introduced to me. And check out this stupidly paranoiac and tres cheesy ‘80s ditty called Cathy Don’t Go that was posted on Christian Nightmares. Don’t go where, you ask? Listen to the song and find out!
 

 
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Posted by Richard Metzger
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06.15.2010
07:45 pm
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Help name our new puppy!
06.14.2010
08:53 pm
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Tara and I got a new puppy today. Meet Winslow. Or Tong Tong. We can’t decide what to call him. Help us decide between the two names.

We were going to call him Gorby, but that mark on his forehead faded away already so that name wouldn’t make any sense.

He’s been in our lives exactly 3 hours now and we are totally smitten with him. He is only eight-weeks old. He’s an overdose of cute and he hops like a frog. But we can’t decide on what to call him. We’ve narrowed it down to two names:Winslow and Tong Tong. Which do you like better? Tell us in the comments.

(Here is a picture of his “older brother” (AKA our other dog Paul AKA “Jude Law” (don’t ask). Paul has been amazing so far, super sweet. He’s been king of the hill (a super-spoiled pooch he is) for seven years now, so this could have come as a shock. So far so great. He even brought in his toys and laid them down next to Winslow/Tong Tong. How cute is that? Maybe he was just trying to con me into giving him lots of treats, but it sure worked.)

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Posted by Richard Metzger
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06.14.2010
08:53 pm
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They hate us for our freedom
06.11.2010
05:57 pm
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