For that special someone this Valentine’s Day, might I suggest taking a different approach than your usual, generic Hallmark card and gift them with actual Pornhub comments instead? Nothing says “I love you” like Pornhub Comments on Valentine’s Day. Nothing at all…

They’ll love you for it. Or else they’ll get a restraining order. Whichever comes first…
 

 

 

 

 
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