Meet 33-year-old Xu who was pulled over by Shenzhen City police for allegedly drinking and driving. Xu is no one’s fool, so he decided to pull a fast one on the cops by only pretending to blow into the breathalyzer. This led to multiple attempts—all caught on video—of the police painstakingly trying to get a proper reading. Now you don’t need to speak Chinese to understand that Xu is absolutely refusing to follow the officer’s orders. He’s sly as a fox. Why hasn’t anyone else ever thought of this clever ruse? Drunks.

Xu’s face gets more and more exaggerated every time he blows into the breathalyzer. It’s pretty hilarious.

After 4 to 5 times of a failed breathalyzer reading…

Xu finally blew into the breathalyser, with the result showing 191 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milligrams of blood, higher than the country’s legal limit.

After that, the police detained Xu. Apparently he’s going to have to pay a steep fine.

 
via Arbroath