Sex in water is like eating at McDonald’s: it’s just never as fun as it sounded when you made the decision to do it.
 
I’m kidding! I’m kidding! I’m laughing at their—or more likely their photographer’s—absurd aesthetic choices! But if you still feel bad about having a giggle at the happy couple’s expense, I’m sure they’re all too cocooned and luv’d up to mind our little teasing. (The Bad Engagement Photos blog says it will take down your photo if you ask.) So without further ado…
 

The triplicate is weird. The post-apocalyptic wasteland is way weirder. I think they were going for “Wicked Games,” but they ended up with “La Jetée”
 

Congratulations. You embarrassed a horse with your foolishness.Look at her. She’s rolling her eyes at you.
 

I’m mainly including these guys because I’m pretty sure I went to high school with them, if not their peers in redneck gender performance. I regularly defend middle America against classist and inaccurate stereotyping… I cannot defend this.
 

Okay, this makes me feel a little better about middle America. You just know these twee little weirdos do something artisanal for a living.
 

There’s a motherfucking train coming!!! Won’t someone warn them?!? Did the photographer just let them get hit by a train?!? Eh, who am I kidding? I would have totally let them get hit by a train.
 

This is the artistic concept of a guy who takes terrible engagement photos, but who wishes with all his heart he was taking terrible abstract realism photos.
 

This guy actually submitted his own—a joke shot he took after discovering such romantic graffiti. This couple clearly has a sense of humor, and they are therefor the best.
 

Nope. Fuck it. These people are the best. I don’t care if they’re kidding or ironic or self-aware or whatever. I don’t even care if this is a real engagement photo or some staged comedy shoot. I love them and I hope they live happily ever after.
 
Via Bad Engagement Photos