Officially licensed Tom of Finland action figure from 2003.
In 2003 the Tom of Finland Foundation put out the first, and only to my knowledge, Tom of Finland totally articulated anatomically correct action figure. However, I feel compelled to say that the figure is better described as anaTOMically accurate as it pertains to the famous homoerotic art created by Touko Valio Laaksonen—the artist known as Tom of Finland.
Called the “001 Rebel,” the officially licensed thirteen-inch doll comes dressed in a leather jacket, leather pants, cropped white t-shirt, and motorcycle boots. Other accessories include three extra penises (one of which appears to be uncircumcised), two sets of feet and two Tom of Finland of condoms—one of which fits the dolls giant, erect dongs. Amusingly, the package contains a not-so-ironic warning that it contains “choking hazards.” You just can’t make that stuff up, kids. For those of you reading this right now hoping it might be possible for you to purchase your very own three-dimensional Tom of Finland doll, the provocative adult action figure is pretty easy to come on eBay, Etsy or right here. Completely NSFW images of the Tom of Finland doll and his various anatomical “accessories” follow.
The trailer for the 2017 film ‘Tom of Finland.’
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Finland to release Tom of Finland postage stamps
Riot grrrls: Homoerotic Tom of Finland-esque images, only this time for the ladies
Tom of Finland safety blankets, in case a really gay fire breaks out
Move over, Tom of Finland, George Quaintance is the gayest artist of them all
Finland unveils its new Tom of Finland emoji character