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Bizarre lollipop flavors including breast milk, beer, booze, and blue cheese?
09:18 am
Bizarre lollipop flavors including breast milk, beer, booze, and blue cheese?

The Intergalactic Garble Blaster lollipop by Lolliphile. The fruity/ginny-flavored sucker is a nod to the 1979 novel by Douglas Adams, ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.’
So as I was attempting to deprogram my brain last night while watching an episode of competitive cooking show Chopped (don’t judge), I was intrigued by one of the basket ingredients that was forced upon the contestants—a blue cheese-flavored lollipop. As I’d never heard of such an abomination, I decided to see if I could find out who came up with this strange food hybrid. Which I did and now I’m taking all of you faithful Dangerous Minds readers down with me because the power of Austin confectioner Lolliphile compels me.

There are 30 different flavors of suckers to choose from on Lolliphile’s site that run the gamut of gross to “shut up and take my money.” Such as the following more inventive flavors: “Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster” (a fruity/ginny nod to Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy), the “Salty Dog” which tastes like a salty Greyhound cocktail, and one simply called Pizza which is fairly self-explanatory. Lolliphile’s gourmet suckers ain’t cheap and four will run you eight bucks, with packs of six, three flavor combos nicely priced at twelve dollars each. I’ve included a few images of Lolliphile’s suckers along with their flavor profiles below. More information and ordering can be found here. A few combo packs, such as one featuring six individual sucker flavors, Wasabi Ginger; Breast Milk; Sriracha; Chocolate Bacon; Bleu Cheese, and Pizza, can be purchased on Amazon.

A Breast Milk flavored lollipop. According to Lolliphile their team of flavor specialists created the confection after taste-testing actual breast milk and made a vegan lollipop that tastes just like the real thing. Get them here.

The Blue Cheese lollipop—sweet & sharp sort of like when you drizzle honey on gorgonzola.

Pizza-flavored lollipops require no description.

Absinthe-flavored lollipop.

IPA-flavored lollipop rumored to taste very “hoppy.”

White Russian-flavored lollipop—Kahlua, vodka, and cream. The Dude would abide.

A Cabernet-flavored lollipop for your favorite wino.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Naughty but nice: Suck on these Kama Sutra-inspired lollipops (NSFW-ish)
The grossest lollipops. EVER.
Planets to suck: Solar System Lollipops

Posted by Cherrybomb
09:18 am



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