Redditor PGERMS was crushin’ on a girl so hard that he made this utterly brilliant video for her. Apparently she mentioned the music in her favorite TV soap was so bad, her cat could have scored it. Well, PGERMS decided to test that theory “with great success.”

Here are a few choice responses in the reddit thread after folks watched it:

andehpandeh: “As a film composer, this makes me feel absolutely worthless to the world.”

Cyhawk: “I’m the guy who writes the music for soap operas. How do you think this makes ME feel? I should get this cat…”