Calm your rage (or work on your handjob technique) with these stress reducing ‘shrooms
Never feel the need to lose your shit again, just grab your handy rubber mushroom and yank the hell out of it!
... whether it’s financial pressures, relationship problems or overworking – just squeeze the bejesus out of a realistic rubber mushroom and feel your troubles fade away.
The stress reducing mushrooms are by Firebox and come in four different varieties: Enoki, Fly Agaric, King Trumpet and Matsutake.
- Stretch them, twist them, smash them on the desk
- Japan’s favourite anger management solution
- Made from durable rubber, they even feel like the real thing
- Non hallucinogenic, but more effective than magic mushrooms
- Four different and slightly phallic fungi to choose from
Each mushroom goes for about $9.50 + shipping. They even feel like the real thing...
As a sidenote: THESE MUSHROOMS ARE NOT EDIBLE!!!
Via Boing Boing
