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Chewy cocks and gummy vaginas: Things that you can eat but you probably shouldn’t
10:28 am
Chewy cocks and gummy vaginas: Things that you can eat but you probably shouldn’t

Taste the RAINBOW! The jumbo rainbow dick pop, that is. Get yours here.
Oh, the places I go to keep all you wonderful Dangerous Minds readers entertained on a daily basis. I took one for team DM today as my “research” for this post took me to places I would never have innocently wandered myself unless I was planning on pranking a pal by sending them a Piña Colada-flavored candy penis. To answer Jimmy Buffet’s age old question regarding my current disposition on Piña Coladas, no. No, I do not like Piña Coladas, Sam-I-Am. Not anymore anyway.

So here’s the thing, after digging up a few different varieties of edible candy dicks, I found a bunch of other goofy foodstuffs like “Dickorice” which is marketed to people who love dick and licorice equally as well as the awful-as-it-sounds “Gum Job” candy that you put on your teeth before you engage in oral sex. There are even gummy handcuffs that for some baffling reason exist. Of all the weird sexy candy in this post, I can’t lie—I am partial to the lollipop by Naughty Talk Pops that says “Let’s Fuck,” because sometimes you just need to be direct. I’ve posted links along with the NSFW images below on where you can get these naughty novelties out there on the Internet.

Piña Colada-flavored “Cocktail” flavored sucker. Get it here.

“Screaming Orgasm”-flavored sucker.

Mojito-flavored sucker. Get it here.

Rainbow sweet & sour gummy “pecker.” Get it here.

“Dickorice.” Get it here.

“Gum Job” candy. Get it here.

“Cum Shots” liquid marshmallow candy. Get it here.

“Pussy Lickers.” Get it here.

“Pussy Bites.” Get them here.

Gummy handcuffs. Get them here.

“Kandy Undies for Him.” Get them here.

“Let’s Fuck” lollipop. Get it here.

Previously on Dangerous Minds:
NSFW boobs and butts embroidery is strictly adults-only
Bon crappétit! ‘Shitty Food Porn’ is the most hypnotically, deliciously disgusting subreddit of all
Pop star portraits made out of junk, food and other stuff
Cooking with blood: Food porn NOT for the faint of heart

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10:28 am



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