Christian ‘hardcore’ bands and their mainstream ‘hardcore’ equivalents

Kind of like those smell-alike fake perfumes: “If you like ‘Calvin’ you’ll love ‘Kevin’!”

I had a good laugh at this Christian “hardcore” band list with, you know, their mainstream “hardcore” band soundalikes!

I have no idea who’s responsible for making this handy list or of the provenance. It was found on Facebook.

H/T Jeff Albers and Dustin Parks!