Jean-Michel Basquiat’s resumé sold for $50,000 - HUH Magazine

Are you ready for Basquiat The Musical? - ANIMAL

How to freeze water in about half a second: Consider this your first class in ice wizardy 101 - io9

Kraftwerk’s Ralf Hütter: ‘Now we can concentrate on album number nine’ - The Guardian

Prisoner charged with using genitals to toss salad - Arbroath 

Teacher screens Saw for 6th-grade class, gets suspended - Today

News anchor Bill Lunn was trying to say “I pledge allegiance to the flag” before talking about a gay pride festival when he forgot the very important “L” in the world “flag.” - BuzzFeed

Man does “karate dance” to Offspring tune - Boing Boing

No, Edward Snowden probably didn’t commit treason - Washington Post

“Okay, so this is a real WTF. My friend’s friend had this guy at a gas station tell her she lost a dollar (when she hadn’t), and he “returned” this to her” - reddit

Henry Rollins on anger, drugs and the Black Flag reunion - LA Weekly

Portishead’s Beth Gibbons to release new solo album on Domino - Pitchfork

Facebook launches new policy to allow mastectomy photos - ABC News

Brain’s ‘dark side’ as key to cocaine addiction - Science Daily

Man survives 2 days under sea in shipwreck air bubble - Reuters

An illustrated guide to 66 types of cheese - Wired

Henri Michaux’s 1964 educational film for Sandoz to demonstrate hallucinogenic effects of mescaline & hash - UbuWeb h/t WFMU 

Images from a pinhead-sized sample of a glacier corpse’s brain shows evidence of his final, deadly fight - New Scientist

Hipsters who dress like “Jackie” from Roseanne - Tumblr

Chinese farmer jailed for making a rubber alien - Telegraph

Below, little Isabel is devastated at impending loss of broken toilet:

Video via Arbroath