You did it, George-Michael Bluth (er, I mean “George Maharis”). Fakeblock, the antisocial network, is now REAL! - The Daily Dot
David Lynch to direct Nine Inch Nails’ “Came Back Haunted” video - Pitchfork
How caffeine can cramp creativity - The New Yorker
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is investigating the cases of two individuals who died after injections with Eli Lilly and Co.‘s long-acting treatment for schizophrenia, Zyprexa Relprevv - Reuters
Holy shit, this digital vinyl promo mailer is amazing - Jaded Punk
‘Spanking for Jesus’ is exactly as fucked up as it sounds - Jezebel
New Alzheimer’s research suggests possible cause: Interaction of proteins in brain - Science Daily
Slim Whitman obituary: Yodelling country singer best known for “Rose Marie” and Indian “Love Call” dies at 89 - The Guardian
The KKK is going to ask Paula Deen to be their new Resident Chef In 3…2… - Dlisted
Underground power-boxes nestled beneath the pavements* of London keep blowing the hell up - Boing Boing
Treetop toilets cause problems for residents in Arkansas neighborhood - WTSP.com
Hot mic catches NSA boss praising FBI chiefs for supportive testimony on surveillance programs - Daily Mail
Dolce & Gabbana ruled guilty of tax evasion, sentenced to jail time - The Daily Beast
’70s mobsters loved the Sex Pistols - ANIMAL New York
Man Of Steel producer Christopher Nolan disagreed with film’s controversial ending [Spoiler Audio] - Comics Alliance
Internet trolls love feminist writers: The irony is that for all their misogyny, they spend an inordinate amount of time reading about women’s issues - Salon
The world’s only known white gorilla was the result of incest - PopSci
A map showing the original meanings of place names in North America - io9
RHS ‘sheep-eating’ plant about to bloom in Surrey - BBC News
Castle’s toilet still holds parasites from Crusaders’ feces - Smithsonian
Tough kid gives his gay eighth grade teacher a moment he’ll never forget - Towerload
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