Danzig is so close to the ground as it is, it’s hard to tell when he’s falling.

There’s nothing quite as satisfying (actually there probably is) as watching bigger than life pop stars being reduced to human proportions. Particularly when they’re macho numbnuts like Axl Rose and the odious Glenn Danzig. So kick back and enjoy this compilation of rockers slipping, sliding and face-planting their preening snouts on the floorboards of fame. Set to the theme from the Benny Hill show (“Yakety Sax” by Boots Randolph).