A massive Grinch bong made by Smoking Peppers in Durango, Colorado.
If your life’s dream has been to get stoned using a pipe that was fashioned after everyone’s favorite Christmas bunny, Ralphie from the 1983 classic holiday film A Christmas Story, then I have great news for you. Such a pipe exists, and it can be yours just in time to meet Santa under the tree so you can smoke a sweet bowl of full of Bruce Banner (one of my preferred strains) together. Christmas is SAVED!
In addition to their sweet Ralphie pipe, California company Chameleon Glass also makes a pipe in the image of the Grinch, the abominable snowman Bumble from the Rankin/Bass’ Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964), and of course Santa. I also dug up a Frosty the Snowman pipe for 45 bucks here, as well as a couple of cool snowmen bongs. If you’re a fan of Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, there are a few bongs and pipes out there that pay homage to characters in the film like Jack Skellington and the Oogie Boogie.
The most covetable of the all of the bongs and pipes seen here, of course, is the bong pictured at the top of this post of our beloved grumpy Grinch which was made by a glass artist for Smoking Peppers in Durango, Colorado. The impressive bong was priced at $1200—though I’m unsure if it sold so perhaps you still might be able to give the greatest Christmas gift of all time to yourself or your favorite stoner.
I’ve provided links to purchase the various holiday-themed smoking devices under their images. Stay stoned my friends.
Another look at the Grinch bong.
The Ralphie pipe by Chameleon Glass. Get it here.
Frosty the Snowman glass pipe. Get it here.
BUMBLES BOUNCE! Get the abominable snowman/Bumble pipe here.
Santa Claus pipe. Get it here.
A Jack Skellington pipe. Get it here.
Another look at the Jack Skellington pipe.
A small Grinch pipe. Get it here.
A trio of snowmen bongs. Get them here.
The Oogie Boogie bong. I sadly can’t tell you where to get one but it sure is pretty to look at.
Previously on Dangerous Minds:
Mind-blowing functional glass bongs of Stephen Hawking, Edgar Allan Poe, Die Antwoord & more
Step inside the Mothership: The art of $uper high-end bongs
World’s oldest bongs discovered in Russia
Nostalgic glass bongs for people of a certain age
Hellfire: A collection of demonic pipes and bongs