Minor injuries like paper cuts can be very dispiriting—despite whatever pain (or at least inconvenience) they may cause, they never quite garner the horrified reaction you feel you deserve. Enter “Boo-boos,” the gruesome Band-Aids from designer Sherwood Forlee. These little nasties display a variety of trompe-l’œil wounds, so you can heal while simultaneously terrorizing your friends, loved ones and the complete strangers that are forced to share public transportation with you!

The only thing to do now is expand the line—I’m holding out for scabies or leprosy!
 

 

small caliber gunshot
 

decubitus ulcer with maggot infestation
 

skin ulcer with skin slip
 

chemical burn
 

slashing sharp force trauma
 
Via designboom