Be very glad that’s all Jesus told this idiot to do:
The Dalton Police Department arrested David Morrissey, 51, from Rome, Ga. on Monday morning. They say he confessed to smashing the windshields of three police cars with a baseball bat.
Around midnight Monday, two Dalton police officers were returning to the Police Services Center at 301 Jones Street when Morrissey approached them, telling them that he wanted to turn himself in.
He told them that he’d broken the windshields of three department vehicles parked in the back parking lot.
He was taken into custody without incident. The windshields of three department patrol cars were indeed damaged and have been replaced.
Department spokesperson Bruce Frazier said initially Morissey was evasive about his motive, “before he finally told one of our officers that Jesus told him to do it.”
That’s who I always blame my crazy shit on, Jesus!
Man says Jesus told him to take baseball bat to police cars (Channel 9 News)