Ain’t nothin’ like stumblin’ across some dudes performing an exorcism at a Starbucks, is there?

This all happened two nights ago on W. Parmer Lane in Austin, Texas. According to the original uploader Umgar:

“I stuck around for a while and I can tell you that these guys really believed they were exorcising a demon.”

He then went on to write:

“Not a student film project, prank, or social experiment. Just the bible belt.”

Ugmar, who has since deleted the comments quoted above, even pressed the exorcist foursome about why they chose a Starbucks to cast out a demon. They told him:

“God’s everywhere so, you know, god chooses the place.” [Emphasis added]

And there you have it: GOD TOLD THEM TO HOLD AN EXORCISM AT STARBUCKS!

Breathtaking, don’t you think? A few details to look for: the drool cup. The repeated admonition that the demon has “no legal grounds” to “trespass” on their buddy’s immortal soul (“So SUE ME” says Captain Howdy, but is demonizing someone a civil or criminal offense???) and the guy in the white shirt. Was he a part of this operation, or merely someone minding his own business nursing his frappuccino when a fucking exorcism started up right next to him?

The original video was removed from Vidme, but I found a mirror of it on YouTube for your viewing pleasure:

 
Via Daily Dot